When you come home from a hard day at work and find your girlfriend in the pile driver position with a lit sparkler inserted into her anus. After which you proceed to remove the lot sparkler and perform anal sex whilst holding said sparkler
by Thecooltaters June 26, 2021
A tired suprise is when your pumping him or her in the ass. You pull your dick out and there's a terd or a milk dud stuck on the cock and you wipe it off on the underside of a pillow
by Bills rv service August 9, 2019
1) You again? Wow, what an unpleasant suprise, this is so unexpected!
2) Donald Trump's first election was an unpleasant surprise, so you would think his second one would also be one when/if he did it again.
2) Donald Trump's first election was an unpleasant surprise, so you would think his second one would also be one when/if he did it again.
by Solid Mantis December 19, 2020
by IHateToddlers March 8, 2023
When a friend (usually an avid sesher) decides to bring 5 grams of marijuana to a function. The function usually will be small, averaging 2-4 people
by VIMETTLE April 4, 2021
A beautiful dish comprising of a sausage base, custard middle and spray cream top. This eloquent desert originated from Bristol UK.
by Michael cumcock September 21, 2023