Jessica Smith

baller, cool, funny as frick, tall asf, nice, loves to take long walks on the beach !! HATES BEING CALLED BIG

Everyone needs a JESSICA SMITH in their life

by kahkis August 3, 2018

hit the ryan smith

the act of performing a wide selection of innovative dance moves at a party with a susbstantial number of ladies present.

I hit the ryan smith this past weekend.

by Darknesspart2 August 25, 2010

Anna Nicole Smith

Sleeping your way to the top.

My hoochie friend thinks if she gets a bigger boobs, she'll finally get her chance to pull off the good old Anna Nicole Smith.

by Brandonmf December 21, 2008

smithee

noun; someone who attends or formally attended William Smith College (of Hobart and William Smith) and displays qualities stereotypical to that school, i.e. wearing of pearls, pastels, or Lilly brand clothing; driving a cherokee; getting drunk on cocktails; implying having come from "old" money or being related to a Kennedy; calling all girls sweetie.

Do I look like a smithee in this polo?

She drives a cherokee and attends alumni lacrosse games in pastel capris-- she has totally become a smithee mom.

by fizzo June 11, 2006

Timothy Smith

A bit of a weirdo at times, but is a great kisser. You can never stay mad at him for long, and if do, then he will make all attempts to regain you as a friend. You normally have about 3 tries for him to be your friend. And if he can't succeed, then you become his enemy. And he will make you regret you ever turned him down. He normally plays cycological warfare, and rarely uses physical weapons, but does normall have a weapon that no one wants to mess with. Usually teeth, or punches. Hates being ignored and will do a lot to gain friendship. Will always be a bit crazy, sometimes being a bit unreasonable, but no matter what anyone else thinks, he will carry on. He is determined and never lies, will never give up and is cute also. If your lucky enough to get a Timothy Smith in your life, keep him. Hold him tight because if you like him, chances are he likes you back. Bit of a player also, but is loyal to his friends. May also sometimes be contravertial, in being completely out of touch with society, and will need a lot of sexual terms explaining to him. Consider that it may also be a front. Will love almost anyone, but a bit shy also. He will never ask out a girl, but chances are, he is waiting for her to ask him. May also flirt to speed up prosess, but very subtelly. Very clever, very handsome, very cute and very weird as noone but himself understands him.

Person 1- dude, look at that weirdo over there!
Person 2- yeah. But he's really clever and quite cute.
Person 1- yeah. I know. I want to be a Timothy Smith too

by TheNiceDiscriber October 14, 2013

Anna Nicole Smith

A gold digger who married some old tycoon and inherited 250 million dollars when he died. She even put on quite a drama during the family court dispute with the oldest son over the money.

Anna Nichole Smith sure is putting that old man's hard-earned money to some use. Holding lavish parties and squandering it on useless shit while the real inheritors shake their heads with shame.

by AYB May 29, 2003

Sean Smith

One of two vocalists in The Blackout. Noticeably Welsh, makes girls fall in love with a mere glance. Witty, funny and extremely good-looking, Sean Smith has the balls of an elephant. Seriously, no joke, he compared them with Alex Gaskarth and Jack Barakat of All Time Low. Is an awesome DJ under the title 'DRTY-LVE', and loves to party. Doesn't drink alcohol, after he drank two litres of White Lightening,got rejected by a girl, smashed a pint glass over his head, tried to stab himself before crying for his mother in the corner. All in the space of 2 hours. He has a fit brother. Features frequently on Courtney and Lara's wall.

Lara: "Woah, look at that Sean Smith over there, i wonder where his brother is..."
Courtney: "Fuck that, let's talk to him!"

by Lala+Oateebix June 23, 2010