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Shoulder stroke

The act of stroking someone's shoulder in a creepy fashion. Accompanied with the words 'Hi... buddy...'
Person 1: *Whistles innocently*
Person 2: *Shoulder stroke* Hi... buddy...
Person 3: *Shudders* You're a bloody creep!
by wellwitted November 7, 2009
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cincinnati stroke

When your jerking off in front of your woman and right before you ejaculate she comes sliding in like Pete Rose
by MuleKick February 14, 2014
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v stroker

A virtual reality controller used as a cover for a penis on the game 3DXChat, a game on the Occulus Rift
' I've lost my V Stroker, now i cant shag bitches on 3DXchat virtual reality game!!'
by Pontin February 13, 2015
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nut stroke

When you nut so hard you have a stroke.
Hey bro my gf made me have a nut stroke.
by Twisted' Doctor March 2, 2018
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Mega-stroke

A stroke so intense it stops the stroke completely only for a literal god to come down from the heavens to pimp slap you so hard you have another stroke and evaporate
I sure hope these aids dont give me a mega-stroke
by Yes,masta September 29, 2019
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Midget Stroke

The act of taking hallucinogenic mushrooms in a hot tub without the jets activated while standing up getting throatfucked underwater by another human being who is upside down.
Oh no! I found out my girlfriend was with midget stroke last weekend.
by 69hottubgod69 June 25, 2020
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porn stroke

Masturbation of the penis holding it in such a way so that the camera has a clear view of the whole length. Usually thumb on top and two fingers underneath the shaft.
He was good enough to porn stroke his dick so that the camera had a clear view of his cock.
by level28 September 12, 2020
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