Stealth call

The act of being stealth called is to be called into the secret ninja society. Where you become your inner ninja forever. Well until you wake up from lala land in class.

Dude did you see bob after he was asleep?
No i did not what happened?
He fell alseep in class, then randomly woke up and yelled out "I AM A NINJA FEAR MY ROAR"

ROFLPWNED he was being stealth called what a nub..

by gummy bear man April 12, 2010

stealth moose

stealth moose is when you are in a bar and you think you see a good looking lass and when you get close you notice see is a monster.

"look over there at that stealth moose"

by french Noodle May 23, 2007

stealth mode

To act without being seen.

To creep.

To act in a pervy way.

JC has activated stealth mode! Quick! Lock up your children!

by Anonymous March 7, 2003

stealth sex

A situation where someone (often a woman) is unaware that they are engaged in sexual activity with someone else. Usually occurs as a result of unconsiousness caused by rohypnol, chloroform rags, sleeping gas, alcohol inebriation, and blunt force trauma.

John spiked Jane's drink with rohypnol and then took her to his apartment where he gave her stealth sex.

by Fortis Maxar May 2, 2006

stealth shocker

just a reglar old shocker, but this time, yor girl doesnt see it coming.

tiffany was surprised when she had the stealth shocker

by bitchpiss June 28, 2009

stealth offer rescission

To bring in a huge class of first year associates when there is very little work for them and then layoff over half of them only four months later.

To avoid the appearance of rescinding offers the New York office of Latham & Watkins brought in a massive class of first years even though there was no work for them and then laid off over half of them only four months later.

A young graduate of Harvard Law School lamented his stealth offer rescission and wondered why he hadn't chosen Skadden instead.

by Latham Diaries May 7, 2010

stealth douche

A person who appears cool and normal at first, and then, unexpectedly, reveals a decidedly douchey character. Common exhibitors of stealth doucheness are outside sales representatives, apartment leasing managers, college fraternity presidents, and automotive salesmen. While more commonly seen in males, females may also exhibit stealth doucheness, yet females with the condition are typically referred to as backstabbing beyotches.

I thought Sam was cool at first. He always brought beer to the office party and looked the other way when I was cruising online instead of working. But the dude is a stealth douche - he suddenly ratted me out to HR and now I'm on probation.

by sorkab August 4, 2010