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Status Lynch

When a persons facebook status starts being commented on by others; and then people change the subject and use the thread to have a completely off topic discussion amongst themselves.
Last night I made a status commenting on how my sister throws house parties without me... ended up getting status lynched by my friend and my sister trying to work out when the next should be!
by Thrashasaur February 13, 2009
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statustician

Someone whose Facebook (or other site) status is updated more times than he or she blinks every day. This person's status is always on your news feed.
Dang, did you see Priscilla's status today?

Which one, dude? That bitch is a straight up statustician!
by Hombre3000 February 6, 2009
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Status Upvague

A Facebook status update that is extremely vague and designed to solicit comments from people seeking clarification.

The noun that results from the verb "Vaguebooking".
Person A: "Yo did you see Rod Johnson's recent status update?"

Person B: "Yeah nobody can figure out what he's talking about. He's not being very specific. It's a total Status Upvague."

Person A: "Word. I should post a comment seeking clarification."

Person B: "Don't do it man. That's exactly what he wants."
by Brian Dubya Oh February 20, 2010
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status stalker

An individual who obsessively "likes" and comments on the Facebook statuses of certain members of their friendslist, no matter how mundane or lame the status update might be. They often employ empty flattery or praise, smiley emoticons, and weak jokes, all in an effort to curry favor with the other person--or, in the case of male status stalkers, as an attempt to get into a girl's pants.
Will's become a status stalker in a powerfully lame attempt to score some tail.
by sappyscurry May 14, 2010
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Jedi Status

A state of mind that is only attained by veteran potheads whereby the effect of the marijuana is to elevate said smoker's overall functionality, efficiency and pimpiness; level of awareness that causes the smoker to anticipate or intuit potential obstacles in his or her path and negotiate situations expertly.
Dude, that was so Jedi Status of Jonny to strap those little liquor bottles to his nuts in order to sneak them into the concert.

Jedi status on the mic apparatus
by Dr. Quez June 14, 2009
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weak status

Being weak, lame, total failure. The status of being weak. Weak status is like hitting rock bottom, the lowest level, being weak at life 24/7.
*Hector passes bong to rudy*
Rudy: Cough, cough, cough dayum son that shit has me fucked up of one hit.
Hector: WTF man that was only stress I haven't even brought out the kush, rudy you're officialy at weak status now.
by King Cobra X May 7, 2009
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Shank Status

Getting so fucked up that you can't tell the difference between 5's and 10's.
Yo i got so Shank Status last night that i hooked up with girls that were 5 and below
by Shawshank Redemption April 3, 2013
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