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Starbucks

A conformist coffee shop found approximately 803.6ft apart(1 Block).
The drug lords are smart and I know they are using Starbucks as the transition safehouse. Dirty Dirty mexicans.
by Alvin T. December 3, 2004
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Starbucks

An American Coffee Company that runs about 5-10% of all coffee in the World. Typically will only be purchased by people who would burn their money for addictions. Will continue to sell coffee for about 800 years until the human race has become so stupid they can no longer use Coffee makers and will pioneer the first legal world-wide prostitution company.
"Wow, I could really go for a Starbucks..."
"Me too! I want a Vente!"

800 years from now...

"Man, I want Starbucks..."
"Perv! Ok"
by MioXM July 24, 2009
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An act performed by a woman, who gurgles with a man's ejaculate to the point where it starts to foam out of her mouth, much like when a latte is being made and it start's to foam.
Honey, after you put the kids to sleep, how about a starbucks before we watch some TV?
by dilweed December 9, 2008
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Starbucks

A corporation that makes coffee which they market to young people, scenesters, and anyone who is stupid enough to pay five dollars for a cup of coffee.

In order to be classified as a Starbucks, you must have French words on your menu, along with a description. Your coffee must cost $5.00 and you must be located on every street or a city. You must also play jazz music and be able to sell overpriced CDs. Your customers must also be dumb enough to not know the difference between Dunkin' Donuts, or Starbucks.
Starbucks is an overabundant coffee shop that can be found internationally.
by gardengirl May 24, 2007
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Noun. The largest and most diabolical coffee company, renowned for their new popularity, despite the fact that it used to be a privately-owned business. This evil chain is despised by those in Milwaukee with enough sense to buy Alterra coffee (yum) that is naturally brewed in the heart of Milwaukee, without unnatural chemicals. Unfortunately, Starbucks cannot do the smart thing and become a Fair Trade company, because their business ethics can be summed up in one word - "quantity."
Did you know that Starbucks doesn't even bother to pull a decent shot (21-27 seconds)?
by SelfInducedPsychosis August 12, 2005
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A place inherited by Dr. Evil.....its plan: to take over the Earth, then Venus, then mars, then uranus.
OMG noooooooo starbucks took away my favorite chinese reasturant..what will they take next?
by mavin June 26, 2006
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starbucksing

To crave Starbucks. To fiend for Starbucks. The feeling of really wanting to drink something from Starbucks.
I'm SOOO Starbucksing!
by Loida Casares Ruiz March 9, 2008
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