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sahara squirts

It is the same thing as Delhi Belly or Montezuma's Revenge. Except it happens in North Africa. When you eat food that gives you a terrible upset tummy and your diarrhea becomes epic, you have the Sahara Squirts.
On a trip to Morocco I ate all the street food. It was delicious but I caught Sahara Squirts and was up all night on the toilet. Other than that the trip was five stars.
by Diamond Duke January 23, 2025
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Dirty Squirts

Using a soda fountain machine for water and old coke comes out first, then water.

A dirty squirt could also mean having sex with a woman in doggy style and when you pull out, old period blood lightly squirts out and stains your sheets.
I went to get us water after the movie, but it gave me a dirty squirt!

Or

Kate came over and she had a case of the dirty squirts!
by MarksFatCock February 3, 2025
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Donkey squirts

When a person has cramping in the stomach, as well as unholdable, uncontrollable diarrhea to the point where it makes you vocal

"Aaaaugh eeeeoooohhh"
I got the donkey squirts last night after eating that crunchwrap Supreme
by Yunglummy June 1, 2025
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Hershey Squirts

When your butt pisses Hershey bars because you ate taco bell
Dam, my ass got the Hershey Squirts
by Silvernugget950 June 27, 2025
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