squiggleballsmcgee

a fatass friend that wears glasses, he tends to take your food or won't keep his hands to himself

i was gonna eat my fucking chips but squiggleballsmcgee took them

by nbzy September 21, 2023

Squigglewash

Squigglewash is what you call someone when they’re highly annoying, unintelligent, shitty, and think they know it all. This word is also a great way to waste someone’s time. You can call them a Squigglewash and being the dumb fuck they are, they’ll look it up and get mad.

Man fuck you. You’re such a Squigglewash.

What the fuck does that mean?
Of course you don’t know dumbass.
I looked it up and you literally just did that to waste my time. Fuck you!

by Worcherstire November 23, 2023

Squigglefamious

When you’re so famished that everything in front of you looks like ink squiggles. Or, more often, when you’re very interested in a thing or situation, are hopelessly confused about it, and still want to learn more, even if it confuses you.

the urban dictionary definition of the word “squigglefamious” is pretty squigglefamious

i have no idea what the fuck “area 51 mentos cola” is, but it sounds squigglefamious!
dawg i haven’t eaten in seven decades i am the definition of squigglefamious

by mistletoehater January 9, 2024

squigglydot

The distance between two speed bumps.

The Muppet slammed on the brakes when he was only 0.5 of a squigglydot in front of me

by CramIreland December 29, 2024

squiggle-diggle

An ignorant/stupid/DUMB BI- person.

bro you're actually such a flipping squiggle-diggle

by Snowyyy or... cowpoop. March 10, 2025

SquigglesTheDuck

Known predator

squigglestheduck? didn't he talk to little kids?

by anonymous April 6, 2025

Squiggleton

A baby who wiggles and wriggles a lot. Silly baby

Look at that squiggleton! She's so silly!

by Cgonzalezrod January 16, 2026