Squanch

The act of male on male scissoring. The men spread their legs in a "Y" (scissor) shape and place scrotum's together, usually behind the other party's testicular sac, and proceed to pleasure one another.

Man, my sac hurts! Next time we squanch, one of us needs to shave so it's not like our balls are Velcroed together..

See also scissoring

by fat_atkison September 15, 2011

Squack

A disgruntled sound a bird makes when surprised, also used to represent the psychotic anger which occurs when someone tries to steal your tea and/or wagon wheel.

"SQUACK. Don't even think about swiping me tea yer filthy animal."

by LotrHPStarWarsMARVEL November 15, 2016

squink

a wet fart, one that you can literally feel liquids coming from your ass when you fart

Ahh man I squinked myself while on that roller-coaster

by bomchikkayea February 4, 2008

Squandle

Unintentionally take or remove another's object; IE: accident

"Dude, where's my poptart? I left it on the counter."

"Oh, sorry, I squandled it."

by Mister P. Noss October 31, 2009

squawk

to make random noises for no reason other than boredom or being gassed (i.e drunk).. tantamount to a tourettes episode...

ehhhhhh met met met lamb... get on the squawk

by JacobSquawk May 17, 2007

squink

A cute little thing.

Your hamster is a squink.

Check out the squink across the street.

by artlong August 4, 2005

Squanching

A term used in the show Rick and Morty. It is code for male masturbation.

Friend: Hey, you coming to see-
Guy: DUDE! IM SQUANCHING!!
Friend: I am so sorry! Forgive me!

by AbbeyRoad9242 October 8, 2016