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Dirty Jake Squad

A Dirty Jake Squad is a sexual act where, a 20oz steak with mashed potatoes and green beans are prepared and fed to the man while performing oral sex. Upon ejaculation the women then cleans the mans house and possibly prepares another steak.
He totally took me to texas road house and i gave him a dirty jake squad
by Not Jake squad May 20, 2019
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Teen Girl Squad

The typical teenage foursome created by Strong Bad.
We three can go to the mall!
Whats-her-face, you can go to a thrift store, or junkyard.
by Stiffy February 14, 2004
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B Squad

A group of people that are less important/popular compared to some of your other friends
Jake and Bill were busy today so I had to hang out with the B Squad.
by frank_the_tank_ January 18, 2010
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The Squad

An amazing, kick-ass quartet of Congresswomen: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a.k.a. AOC; Ayanna Pressley; Rashida Tlaib; and Ilhan Omar.
The Squad is on the case, protecting America!
by America Lover 🇺🇸 August 9, 2019
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beatdown squad

the beatdown squad is the expression of a much sought after imaginary social service. according to common usage, this is how the beatdown squad functions:

person a decides that person b is a goon and decides that he needs to get a good beating. fortunately, he doesn't need to get ugly because there is a social service which caters to this social need.

thus, person a goes to a public phone and dials 1 800 beatdown to file a beatdown request of person b with the beatdown officer who handles the phone call. the beatdown officer carefully pre-evaluates the case asking all the pertinent questions which will be needed in the beatdown hearing of person b by the beatdown committee.

thereafter, the beatdown case is evaluated by the beatdown committee at the beatdown hearing and the committee either approves or rejects the case on its beatdown merits. if the case is approved, then the committee issues an official beatdown order and hands it over to the beatdown squad.

the beatdown squad is composed of enough individuals of the highest integrity and the skillset to beatdown any individual completely and safely. thus composed, the beatdown squad knocks on the door of person b, officially informs him on the issued beatdown order and gets his signature of beatdown concession.

thereafter person b is beatdown by the beatdown squad.
-dude, x is such a goon
-yeah, he needs to be beatdown by the beatdown squad
by sk1nnard November 3, 2006
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Yeet Squad

is an extension of yeet, it describes a group of people who are all generally excited about the same thing and express that excitement with the term "yeet"
oh who are you talking to?
-oh just yeet squad
by trueniggs March 11, 2015
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Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1

An awesome revival. A continuation of an old wonderful thing, only wonderfuller. A beautiful progression into something better and pure.
Like an old friend who came back with a jetski and some hookers, that dude is aqua unit patrol squad 1, son!
by jim jam jimmoree June 10, 2011
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