ghetto spread

1. when coronavirus spreads through a rural area

2. the soup homer likes
1. the karen said "fuck ghetto spread, it's a hoax"
2. homer ate ghetto spread
by username420 November 19, 2020
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Beat The Spread

The act of masturbation (male or female)
Matt: Hey man, hurry up, the football games about to start.

Zak: Alright dude, give me ten minutes, I need to go to the bathroom and beat the spread before it starts.
by hickoryhillhogs August 29, 2010
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spread sheet

1) Fat Whore: fat - a spreadsheet or excel (XL) sheet, as in extra large clothing (XL) for fat people, whore - someone who 'spreads' their 'sheets' for anyone, aka fat whore.
2) Fat Chick - an excel (XL) sheet; a fat girl who has to wear oversize clothes
3) Whore, Skank, Slut - a girl who will fuck anyone
That girl is such a spread sheet, I can't believe she fucked that guy!

Shut up spread sheet.
by Nichihda August 17, 2010
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man spread

when a male or female spreads there legs to stop other people from sitting with them.
Person 1. I think I am gonna come sit here
Person 2. OH NO MAN SPREAD
by galpal84 September 13, 2018
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salty spread

when all of a sudden you punch your girlfriend in the face and you put salt all over her vajj
paul and jennifer were watching a movie and he gave her the salty spread
by milk T December 27, 2007
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Man spread

When a man is is the middle cat seat and spreads his legs out making everyone else uncomfortable.
The road trip was fun but fat joe was in the middle the whole time so I had to deal with his man spread.
by Jsummers33 December 23, 2016
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