sport-hump

To rub up against someone in a secksual way (see sport or hump).

Back in the day, we used to sport-hump the damsels out back 'o the barn after the county ball.

by hydroponics May 20, 2003

Spoorti

A person who just the greatest.

In order to speak to her you must be taller than her.

She has a very bad sense of humor and is GReAT at making horrible really dirty jokes.

You should bow down to her.

She’s an actual bish.

“Wow, that was so dirty, is she a walking urban dictionary”
“Na man, she’s just a Spoorti”
“Ah,that makes sense”

by Misplacedthings August 19, 2018

shlort

A remarkably short schlong; the oppsite of a shlong.

"That's not a schlong," she laughed. "That's a shlort!"

by Boreal Badger August 2, 2008

Sport

Anything where physical or mental power is exerted

Basketball is a sport

Inter-Scholastic Sports: Scholastic Bowl etc.

by Louis the Second October 21, 2011

triple sport grace period

the short time frame when all the 3 major sports are still in season which is late october.

baseball is usually in the world series (at the end), basketball is just starting (beginning) and football is halfway done (the middle)

When the triple sport grace period begins, I'm not sure what to watch on tv!

by hardhitr3 September 9, 2009

Sklortch

A collective insult consisting of the words: skank, slut, whore, and bitch. Usually reserved for female's after they do something unacceptable.

What's wrong with that chick? I dunno dude, she's just a sklortch.

by greenhen June 24, 2010

sport wood

To get an erection

Every time dat hoe bend over an I see dat ass I sport wood so fast it's almost a zipper ripper!

by Nutbushknucklehead September 27, 2013