The act of wrapping one's penis during the last few seconds of masturbation with tissue, toilet paper, a sock, et cetera, to prevent a messy clean up of semen after reaching climax.
It also adds mild stimulation to the head of the penis in the absence of lotion or lube.
It also adds mild stimulation to the head of the penis in the absence of lotion or lube.
Dude, I hate getting spunk on my sheets before bed every night, it's kinda nasty
You should have done a Courtesy Splooge. Much less mess and it feels pretty good!
You should have done a Courtesy Splooge. Much less mess and it feels pretty good!
by Ruiner94 July 31, 2011
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Dan: No. It is football. That is so racist.
Adam: FML! You're such a banter sponge!
Dan: No. It is football. That is so racist.
Adam: FML! You're such a banter sponge!
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Tyler: "Most people know it by it's traditional name, but I know it by it's real name, a sponge ruiner."
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Get the sponge monkey mug.A woman who seems to have a tendancy to soak up semen from all directions with no obvious limitation.
stop pestering, ive shagged you 15 times already and its nearly time for breakfast.. Go make me a full english you fucking sperm sponge..
by Drex Johnson November 3, 2008
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people are going to be SPONGE BLITZING petco, hsn, and petshampoo4catsanddogs leaving the likes of Slugmoney completely stupified by his ill-fated jack-ass-ery that will ultimatley lead to confinement in a psychward crouched in a corner mumbling the words SPONGE-BLITZ for the rest of his days
by crapp0ld April 3, 2009
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