sparta

A rich town in northern New Jersey, that is full of really pretentious people with kids who think they own the world and are better than everybody else, when in fact they are considered assholes to everybody who meets them that isn't from Sparta.
Most of the young people in this town are on a lot of drugs because they can afford to buy them with their parent's money. Their parents in the meantime think their kids are perfect, when in actuality they are fuckups.

Guy: Where are you from?
Sparta Kid: Sparta.
Guy: Oh... you are one of them, thought so, you seemed like an asshole.
Sparta Kid: Yo, fuck off, I live in Sparta and you don't, you are just jealous.
Guy: Riiiiight...

by The Suit April 28, 2005

sparent

A spare parent. A parent you could quite easily manage without for the rest of your life.

Usually people have either one sparent, but ideally no sparents until the age of 18. After this age one ought to have two sparents, but may feel as if they still need at least one of their sparents.

The maximum number of sparents a person can have is 4, when one's parents have divorced and both remarried such that one has two actual parents and two step-parents, but all of them are useless and hence spare.

The minimum number is -2, i.e. one is an orphan, under the age of 18 who really needs two parents.

"How many parents do you have?"

"2, although my dad is really a sparent."

by Mr. Cardboard November 8, 2011

Sparta

ok, so everyone thinks sparta is a town for stuck-up rich snobs on drugs. well, it's definatly not. I've lived in Sparta for 10 years and its nothing like people think it is. The kids and definatly not snobs. they have the tipycal snobby kids, but hey what schools dont? Sparta has a decent amount of money, but its not like the town of the rich people. people should definatly get to know people in Sparta before they go making assumptions like they do.

-hey, your from sparta?
-yeah.
-thats cool.

by k<3 September 23, 2008

Summit Spartan

Full of assholes who think there cool. Love to spend daddy’s money’s that’s not there. Wish they could be like anyone but them. Suck at football, if that’s even what you call what there doing.

John- Wanna go play pool with the summit spartan kids?
Everyone-NOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Indynation August 20, 2019

go spartan

1. When you are faced against someone (or something) that is standing in your way or arguing with you (or threatening you with a Persian invasion) and you'd like to kick him/her (it) in the chest. -If it is something, imagine it has a chest-

2. If you are overwhelmed by ANYTHING (e.g. office paperwork, bees, emos, Britney Spears fans, persians, etc.) and you have to deal with it and defend your balls no matter what. If you're in a group, you should be in a terrible numeric disadvantage.

1.
- I told you to shut the hell up!
- ... and you don't do any laundry and I have to cook eeeeverything you wanna eat...
- DON'T MAKE ME GO SPARTAN ON YOU, MOM!

- The bathroom door was jammed and I desperately needed to take a dump so I went spartan on it... Dad's gonna kill me :(

2.
- Damn Paul, those Hillary Duff fans are coming our way.
- Shit! We'll have to get totally spartan on them.

by Aikana January 9, 2009

Spare Coochie Maam

Spare some coochie maam

p1: spare coochie maam
p2: yes maam

by Biggggg-Boi April 4, 2019

Spaceage

Spaceage (adjective) is a retro-sounding term for awesome or, occasionally, trippy. Originated by a group on facebook.

"Hey, dude, did you see the last episode of Heros?"
"Yeah man, that was spaceage."

by Vhurka, creator of spaceage April 21, 2009