satans soultie

a gruesome sexual act committed by two men, in which one man proceeds to stretch his foreskin to a sufficient width to enclose his partners bellend; before vigorously jerking both men off in one continuous stroke.

jay and archie did a cheeky satans soultie last night, sounded great!

by sloppysam420 January 18, 2026

mounting in solitude

A formal way of saying riding solo. When an African-American gentleman is mounting in solitude, he often does so in a manner which involves a blue phallic device being inserted into one’s own hindquarters.

Xbox Players in 1825: “My good sir, what is thou doing with thy sabre that belongs to Jedi Master Luke Skywalker?!”

Hannibal Soloson: “I’m mounting in solitude.”

by Steven Ambatukam June 14, 2024

dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020