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Goober Smoochie

A joking term geting its name from the chocolate coverd peanuts called Goobers. This term is used in refrence to being tea-baged by a black man. ( The is joke is chocolate nuts, its a joke thats hard to miss)
Hey Steph while having sex with my boyfriend he gave me a Goober Smoochie.
by Zacalicious September 28, 2009
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booty scooch

verb

The act of rubbing one's ass on the floor while placing hands in between legs to pull one's self forward. Most of the time booty scooching is performed in circles on carpets.

Usually done by dogs with itchy booties
-Bob: Dude my dog was really acting weird earlier today
-Hans: What was he doing?
-Bob: Rubbing his ass on the carpet and moving in circles
-Hans: HAHAHAHA thats called booty scooching, it's very common among dogs.
-Bob: Wow! Thanks I didn't know! Booty scooch!
by BJHarder May 16, 2012
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doodie smooch

When one is eating another's ass, when the person prairie dogs a loaf and ones lips touches the turd.
I was giving the bitch a rim job when she fucking "doodie smooched" me. I promptly ass punched that bitch.
by Ndenile January 15, 2013
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booty smooch

When you gently give a smooch on someone’s butt hole
Lydia, I’m going to Booty smooch you
by Bojo618 January 2, 2019
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Cock smooch

Someone who does something that irritates or does harm to another.
Ashur Tamou stole my last cigarette what a fucking cock smooch.
by diggitydog1 February 17, 2019
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hiney smoocheroo

Hiney Smoocheroo was first coined by Pete Davidson on Saturday Night Live, April 25, 2020. Specifically, Pete explained the necessity of using this term because the language written on the New York City Health Department Memo was not appropriate for SNL and was subject to censorship. Hiney Smocheroo is the family friendly translation of municipal health department terminology for doing something sexual where the sun don't shine...

or put it another way, like a "man the moon".
Honey, don't give me no hiney smocheroo - not in quarantine! I don't want to eat shit and die!

Or like Dennis Hopper said on Blue Velvet: Hiney Smoocheroo? Fuck Corona! Pabst Blue Ribbon!!
by Bob Who April 26, 2020
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Skooch

skooch - Rubbing ones bottom along the floor. Usually a carpet.
skooch - Most likely to be performed by a dog with an itchy bum.
by Tweets0321 July 25, 2012
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