Dad (Something you don't have)

A Dad (Something you don't have) is something you don't have

Person 1: My Dad (Something you don't have) left a while ago..

Person 2: Don't worry one bit, he'll come back with a carton of premium milk!

by I am smol pp man June 3, 2021

Something a Bit Meatier

Something that Lanz from Xenoblade Chronicles 3 (developed by Monolithsoft and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo Switch in 2022) most definitely wants, as observed by Eunie

Eunie:"Hear that Noah? Lanz wants Something a Bit Meatier!"

by Rocrod201 September 8, 2022

Something

Definition 1:
Something is a type of person who will either give you great gaming advice or send you horrible pictures and talk about their food crimes (ie: microwaved hotdogs).

They are equally amazing and horrible with their gaming knowledge. They may like a certain game named The Binding of Isaac, of which their life is a reference to.
Definition 2:

Something can also mean a direct reference to The Binding of Isaac.

Definition 1:
Guy #1: "Hey, you know that one guy who taught you how to play Subnautica?"
Guy #2: "Yeah, everyone just calls him Something, though."
Guy #1: "They call him what?"
Guy #2: "No, they call him Something."

Definition 2:
Guy #1: "I think that one is named Greed."
Guy #2: "Hey, that's Something."
Guy #1: "Oh, yeah, that is a TBoI reference."

by I-Drink-Liquid-Soap March 16, 2023

to jordan (something)

Verb; adding a lever to the intersection of the legs meeting the torso in a way that mocks the male genitalia on a Minecraft building resembling a human.
After Jordan Maron aka CaptainSparklez and his actions in the popular Minecraft Minigame "SethBling's Building Game".

"I added a lever."
"Did you pull a Jordan?"
"So I'm a verb now?"
"Yes. To jordan (something) is now a verb."

by GentlemanPirate August 14, 2015

Never nothing always something

Never nothing, always something is said to lament the horror that is facing the onslaught of never ending BS coming out of life's daily firehose at you.

This is clearly an absurd amount of BS piling up. Never nothing always something man.

by dnbdave November 14, 2022

I have to go do something

The common phrase use to dump a person on a first date

Usually when using it in a sentence, you either start or end it with a sorry.

First Example:
Wanna do this again?
Sorry I have to do something tomorrow.
Second Example:
Oh your gonna love my mom when we go to my apartment.
Wait. I have to go do something, sorry.

by Qoak October 16, 2020

November 27th National tell all the broken people something kind

The day where you tell someone that is broken something kind<3

Jeremy: Hey Gerald you look very nice today.

Gerald: How kind of you but why are you telling me this?

Jeremy: It’s November 27th national tell all the broken people something kind day

by Totally not your mom November 7, 2021