Schadenfrightened

The condition of delighting in the suffering of others while simultaneously being terrified.

The President's COVID diagnosis got me feeling schadenfrightened.

by Brightbarb October 9, 2020

schadenfolde

Taking delight when a poker opponent folds a winning hand.

I know I should feel bad that Tony folded three queens and would have beaten three tens but I'm enjoying schadenfolde nonetheless.

by erlichmanr November 20, 2020

schadenfroyo

Increasingly common in the age of overly creative chefs, this is that special satisfaction or pleasure at another person’s unfortunate frozen dessert choice.

What’d you order?

I got one scoop each of Spamberry Crunch, Blueberry Borscht, and Pizza Dough.

Ha! Sucker! I got chocolate and vanilla.

You’re enjoying my disgust too much, this is classic Schadenfroyo.

Do you think I should get the Natto’n Honey, Pralines and Bream, or Whirled Peas?

Try them all! I feel some Schadenfroyo coming on.

by JJ Seldron November 25, 2020

schadenfreude

pleasure derived from someone else's downfall

when she fell and broke her neck, i felt nothing but schadenfreude

by m3nt4lly$icK February 6, 2021

Schadenfreude

pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.

"a business that thrives on schadenfreude"

by stop_pleasefortheloveofgodstop February 9, 2021

schadenfreude

"The sexual attraction to people bitching!" -Fawful's Minion, 2020.

"Man seeing that girl get pissy really turns me on!"

"Yo fam, you got schadenfreude or some shit?"

by Ram_Fan1991 March 7, 2021

Schaaler

A person who has intense sexual frustrations and therefore fillet-o-fishes' peoples nipples and inserts ants (as in an anthill)

Fuck that broke as nigga jake, he's a Schaaler

by MeltedCabbage April 11, 2021