Dio maialozzo sburato

An italian term commonly used as a greeting. It work especially well with priests and other very religious people.

Priest: Ciao! (Hello)
You: Dio maialozzo sburato!
Priest: VIENI SUBITO A CONFESSARTI BRUTTA TESTA DI CAZZO (What a wonderful day, isn't it? Perfect to have a little chat with a cup of tea. Want to come?)

by le tagliatelle del porco dio October 15, 2023

sabur

A software terrorist. He who terrorises entire companies with a distinctive coding style.

This code. It can only have been written by a Sabur.

by di$cordia June 18, 2008

sober as a knob job

The state of being completely free from the influence of alcohol or drugs mysteriously accompanied by a lack of desire to become intoxicated. Someone who is sober as a knob job would have no desire to drink or party and would probably go to bed at 10pm on a Saturday night.

Could also be referred to as "disgustingly sober" or "being a total fairy".

Tom: What the fuck was wrong with you last night? You wouldn't even have a beer.
Dave: I know man, for some reason I was sober as a knob job.

by Bryan R January 5, 2009

soburb

Living a stereotypical suburban life, so much so that there is no trace of anything urban.

The Cleavers were the original Soburb family. The Brady's were next. Followed by Eight is Enough.

She is so Soburb that she thinks PhatFarm is where they do liposuction.

by GangstaGreg November 8, 2008

Sober as a rock

To be extremely sober. According to claire, this is a thing.

Claire is sober as a rock.

by original_prankster November 3, 2016

Homework Sober

1.Adj. The act of not doing homework for a certain period of time, usually resulting in the failing of your class courses.

Dude#1: Hey man did you the biology homework i need to copy it.
Dude#2: Nope
Dude#1: O Yeah i forgot you're homework sober. How long now?
Dude#2: About 2 months....
Dude#1: Glwith life............

by Turnupdafunk April 21, 2010

Captain Sober

While drunk, trying to act sober in front of the person your trying to hook up with, as well as commanding your friends who are even more drunk to act like they're sober. Originated in Athens, Greece.

Girl 1: I see a hot guy over there.
Girl 2: You better be captain sober if you want to get him.

or

Friend 1: Your acting ridiculously drunk right now, you need to be captain sober.

by Captain Greece! April 15, 2011