Butt Snorkeler

Species of obsequious and sycophantic acolyte with no sense of self-worth and an outstanding desire to please the powerful.

As a butt snorkeler he had his head so far up his leader's arse that he needed a snorkel to breathe

by Argus Tuft 2 August 14, 2022

Scottish snorkel dive

When you go down on a girl with a tie clip on your nose and accidentally rip out parts of her uterus...

I gave the Mrs a Scottish snorkel dive last night and had to pick the remnants of her uterian wall off my tie clip afterwards

by Electric jacko October 05, 2019

Snorkel Simulator

a. A penis

b. a term used emphasizing your desire to have a woman suck your dick.

Dude, check that woman out in the pool. She needs to be on the snorkel simulator.

by Billwhack July 13, 2012

Finger Snorkeling

Synonymous with Finger Sharking or Finger Blasting.

Yo serious question. You're at Sandbar and this girl is there. So hot, massive tits. She comes up to you and starts grinding you. You take her back to your place and she's sucking your dick then you start finger Snorkeling her and feel a massive dick, she turns around it's Rysio. What do you do?

by Vajomancer June 28, 2018

Snorkel snapped

The act of pulling the snorkel face mask away from the face of another person and letting it snap right back into their face.

Tess was snorkeling when all of a sudden Brian went right up to her and Snorkel snapped her.

by snorkelsnapking September 23, 2009

Snorkel twin

Similar to Eskimo brothers, but includes receiving an STI/STD and finding out from your buddy they also have the same STI/STD from the same girl.

Alex: Dude Patricia gave me chlamydia.

Luke: dude she gave it to me too!

Together: Dude we’re snorkel twins! *highfive*

by Billy Joe Jackson December 02, 2020

Pink snorkel

When a guy is going down on a girl with a snorkel on and she squirts and he keeps eating her out while she is squirting and then he spits it back in her face.

Hey y’all I gave BJ’s sister a pink snorkel last night!

by Ricky Nevada March 17, 2018