by cockblocker37 March 21, 2009
to touch some ones butt or breast by bumbing in to them or walking to close and actting like you didnt mean it but you really wanted to .
by big d 12 October 25, 2003
when someone/something does something sneakily to fuck up your day or plans - usually friends doing it to prank you, but can be otherwise.
In Halo, when someone assassinates you from behind - they are a sneak fuck... especially when said person is on your team.
by ashpagrass December 21, 2010
To try to have sex with a woman while she is sleeping. Usually this is done to a girlfriend or wife. Otherwise some of the more conservative people could profile this act as rape.
Guy 1: Hey man what are you doing?
Guy 2: Nothing just at my house and my girl is asleep and I really need to bust a nut.
Guy 1: I recommend you sneak one in.
Guy 2: Capital idea!
Guy 2: Nothing just at my house and my girl is asleep and I really need to bust a nut.
Guy 1: I recommend you sneak one in.
Guy 2: Capital idea!
by Senor Ringpiece August 18, 2009
On a road trip, someone who starts in the back works their way up to the front seat by complaining about their current position. They can also take the seat when your not in it, or take it by force. Choose someone with a low bullshit tolerance to drive, so that the Sneak doesn't succeed.
Did you hear Jamie? She whined the whole car ride to Missouri.
Yeah, she could have just asked to switch spots, it's too bad she was such a seat sneak about it.
God I hate her. It's a good thing I brought my pocket knife.
Yeah, she could have just asked to switch spots, it's too bad she was such a seat sneak about it.
God I hate her. It's a good thing I brought my pocket knife.
by Shootthemonkey July 31, 2010
a person who appears normal, but is really considered a "freak" to a norm or to a group of people; an abnormal person; a weird person
The kids at my school call me a freak in the sneak. People just don't understand what is like to be me. I'd give anything to be normal.
by penis-mon September 29, 2009
When driving, to make a left turn at an intersection just as the stoplight turns green pulling out in front of the oncoming traffic.
by intlvic March 18, 2011