smatherflag

owning or the art of owning something

youve just been smatherflaged

or

i just smatherflaged that noob

by cattank October 1, 2008

Smithberg

someone who lacks common sense

my roomate is a smithberg

by sublime909 September 27, 2009

slitherati

Any group of mainly landborne animal or reptile, moving without feet.
Snakes, etc

The National Zoo has a large selection of slitherati on view.

by Gadget King January 20, 2011

Smithard

An entertaining person who spends their time flirting

"Did you see that Smithard last night"

"I was hanging out with this Smithard last week, so funny"

by Avengord May 17, 2012

Smitterplatter

Someone psychically or personally attractive who makes you feel so amazing you just want to kiss and lick them all over.

Dude check out that chick, she's so smitterplatters I'd eat her all night long!

by Valentino09 September 2, 2013

smothered wagon

A smothered wagon is similar to a covered wagon but you shit under the blankets instead of just fart. One could also shart under the blankets to qualify as a smothered wagon.

I tried to give my roommate a covered wagon but sharted and gave myself a smothered wagon.

by Matt in Maine March 14, 2014

smutherfication

The art of being smuthered by huge titties and almost dieing.

Her tits were so big when she was riding me and shoved them in my face to motor boat I damn near died of Smutherfication!

by beach bouy July 5, 2016