When you suck yourself and stick it in her ear while playing rock band listening to the my little pony theme song.
by SummonerLingLing March 20, 2017
When a man has ejaculated after sex with an ovulating woman and he still has a cummy/bloody after-sex dick (it’s still big but starting to go floppy) so he proceeds to stuff his mucky genitalia down her throat
“I raw dogged this peng girl last night and it was class. She was on her period so it would’ve been rude if I didn’t give her a sloppy gyro after”
by Shadow546 June 19, 2019
While strutting his stuff thinking he is going to get laid, then he barely gets the condom on before he blows his load.
by Hswan33 January 16, 2018
Gary: Hey, did you hear what happened last night? I got a sloppy dallas from jessica.
Dave: Did it burn?
Gary: Nah, but it did leave strands of dip on my pecker.
Dave: Did it burn?
Gary: Nah, but it did leave strands of dip on my pecker.
by AJ Howl October 15, 2020
Last night, Doobrah gave me a Sloppy Dallas and the dip went all over my shaft which made it look like a turd.
by Osama Bin Ballen October 16, 2020
A sloppy Dallas is when a female puts some dip in her mouth then proceeds to give a blowjob to the male's penis
(or girls' vagina).
(or girls' vagina).
person 1:Hey babe you want to give me a sloppy Dallas.
person 2:Did you really just watch the mcnasty video and want to do it now.
person 1: Yes
person 2:Did you really just watch the mcnasty video and want to do it now.
person 1: Yes
by SaNTi_78 October 16, 2020
Gambling to the point of losing one's mind and thus losing their entire life savings.
Derived from the phrase: Sloppy drunk
Derived from the phrase: Sloppy drunk
Matt: Alex stop betting man you keep losing!
Alex: Shut the fuck up man ONE MORE HAND!
Matt: I ain't being a part of this and your sloppy gambling. Lose it all for all I care, bitch.
Alex: Shut the fuck up man ONE MORE HAND!
Matt: I ain't being a part of this and your sloppy gambling. Lose it all for all I care, bitch.
by Jew_Bagel November 30, 2011