by Black Stilletto November 6, 2023

A sexual activity within the scat fetish community wherein one participant defecates into a sling and slings it into their partner’s face as hard as humanly possible (a la David v Goliath).
“You feeling okay Tom? You’re looking a little dazed”
“Sorry, me and the misses tried the Sling of David last night and I got a bit of a head injury from it.”
“Sorry, me and the misses tried the Sling of David last night and I got a bit of a head injury from it.”
by TheSemenStomper December 19, 2024

by StoneInTheDEM September 19, 2017

1. Scary as* mofo who originated from spongebob squarepants. 2. when your 'hashbrowns" get punched or slapped. 3. your fat english teacher. you know the one who wears nike air monarchs.
Is that the hash slinging slasher?
by juicyjay0893 January 8, 2019

by GJ2 July 2, 2021


Another name for the urban legend Big Dick Randy. Known colloquially as Slenderman’s “hood cousin”, he is known to dress like a grandma and snatch your candy and steal your ass.
by I.E.I. Industries November 27, 2023
