Shoedentification

Identifying someone by only being able to see their footwear. Occurs mostly in a bathroom when two people are sitting on toilets in a stall.

Cole: "Hey Garth, were you taking a shit 5 minutes ago?"

Garth: "Yeah, how'd you know?"

Cole: "Shoedentification!"

by Somerandomdudeinohio January 24, 2008

Schoen

Schoen is the type of guy who is super skinny and will always get the ladies. He is bilingual and his primary language is Robloxian and his secondary is English. He is a Roblox god and knows how to type a series of blocked words into the chat. When he sees a girl he likes he is committed and will never give up. He is an Overall great guy but if you are not allowed to watch rated PG-13 or RAted R you may wanna plug your ears. ❤Shale for life❤

Person 1: Who got in trouble for chucking a scrunchie in the band room?
Person 2: SCHOEN!!
Person 1: Who got in trouble for typing Momo on the school search bar?
Person 2: Schoen

by IDK_WHO November 28, 2019

Shoe shop

Strip club

Tom: You want to go to shoe shop soon?

Mark: ye I got loads money throw away

by Jonny sins 283837 July 6, 2020

Shoebill Stork

One of the most FUCKING INTIMIDATING BIRDS ON EARTH

A: hey look its a Shoebill Stork!

Shoebill Stork: *stares*

by haha yez July 24, 2022

matthew schoenroth

a thirteen year old paedophile that weks at everyone

ew look matthew schoenroth is a nigger

by raynesakur May 22, 2018

Shaq's Shoe

When you take a dump that is so big it breaches the top of the water in the bowl.

"Whew, that was a tough one. I just dropped Shaq's Shoe and I feel ten pounds lighter."

by B-Kins December 17, 2008

It Was My Shoe

Phrase often used as a poor excuse for flatulence. The phrase is used to make others believe that the fart they just heard was, in fact, a sound that was made from the farter's shoe.

The person who farted will then try desperately to make the same sound with their shoe, but it does not work.

Abby: *fart*
Drew: "Um, did you just fart?"
Abby: "No! It was my shoe."
*Tries desperately to rub her shoe against the floor to imitate the noise of a fart.*
Drew: "You are fucking disgusting."

by Drewandabby January 25, 2011