Jake won’t be happy when he finds out that His girlfriend Grace And her friend Hope are slamming salmon
by LetsParty666 November 8, 2019
Get the Slamming Salmonmug. A sexual maneuver in which a person (usually Male) drives to his/her partner's (usually Female) home and parks the car out front. The Male goes inside, leaving the car running, and has a very brief quickiewith her. He leaves promptly after.
(Via cell phone)
"How much time left til you have to go to work, babe?"
"5 minutes"
"I'll be there in three. We'll do The Express Slam"
"How much time left til you have to go to work, babe?"
"5 minutes"
"I'll be there in three. We'll do The Express Slam"
by walkwin December 19, 2008
Get the The Express Slammug. A Southpaw slam is when a right-handed man attempts to use their non-dominant left hand to jerk it and end up slamming their penis into their thigh.
Guy 1: Dude, last night I was feeling kinky and wanted to try jerking off left handed.
Guy 2: What? Why?
Guy 1: It doesn‘t matter why. What happened was I accidentally Southpaw Slammed my dick so hard that I strained it!
Guy 2: Why am I friends with you?
Guy 2: What? Why?
Guy 1: It doesn‘t matter why. What happened was I accidentally Southpaw Slammed my dick so hard that I strained it!
Guy 2: Why am I friends with you?
by Totally Not a School Account April 19, 2019
Get the Southpaw Slammug. by jimmy tickler March 8, 2009
Get the Jimmy Slammug. Basically, Nigger Slammed simply means, when one or more niggers carelessly backs-up their old piece-of-shit jalopy into a brand new, clean, nice 'White Man's' car. All because he or she is a stereotypical Nigger.
"Hey bro! What happened to the bumper of your new Challenger?!"
"Oh you know bro.. i just got Nigger Slammed yesterday!"
"Oh you know bro.. i just got Nigger Slammed yesterday!"
by stile335588 August 26, 2012
Get the Nigger Slammedmug. A faux relationship between two non-committed people based on having sex without looking "slutty" under the false pretense of actually being in a relationship together. Both parties are desperate in their failed attempts at love or getting laid and are usually too unattractive to be successful in this area. Both parties are pursuing other sexual relations. The couple is just "slamming" in the sack as they have settled and have had to resort to having sex with eachother.
"I'm glad even ugly can find love!"
"No, that's just slam crew. Don't be fooled. They are both sexing other people at the same time. It's gross and the charade is sad."
"No, that's just slam crew. Don't be fooled. They are both sexing other people at the same time. It's gross and the charade is sad."
by RevelAndDance September 20, 2012
Get the slam crewmug. Where the one who weart the pants in the relationship attaches a bungie cord to the ceiling and rides up and down while penetrating the awaiting female specimin
by Sum duds September 27, 2021
Get the Thrillseeker slammug.