cake-sitting

the act of sitting on cakes for sexual pleasure

i like to cake sit because chocolate in my poontang is good

by number25 April 6, 2003

shitty death

Used as an alternative to holy shit or fuck me

shitty death my balls have just fell off

by Raftastic August 14, 2006

Shitty fingers

When it is late at night, and you can't call out to anyone, or no one is home and you take a dump and there is hardly any toliet paper left, and you try to use the last little bit and you get shit all over your fingers.

Guy: Man got no toliet paper left!
Guy: Man, got shitty fingers.

by Durek October 10, 2006

shitty pussy

When the dick is removed from the ass and replaced into the cunt. Without changing condoms or washing the crap of your cock.

Tom had anal sex with tracey and then put his penis into her vagina. She now has shitty pussy.

by annoyimouse October 16, 2006

face sitting

The act of sitting on ones face without undergarments or clothes, licking ones pussy or ass

Last tuesday that tight bitch was face sitting on me

by Heather May 13, 2005

Same Side Sitters

A couple who, for some reason unknown to humankind, chooses to voluntarily sit on the same side of a booth or table at a restaurant, leaving the other side completely vacant.

"Hey Eric, check out that lame ass couple feeling each other up in that booth."

"Yea man, a classic case of the same side sitters."

by Dan Kl0za August 10, 2008

Shitty Shit

It occours when you have diareeah and a log falls in and splashes shit all over your ass, it takes forever to clean up.

Hunny, I'm home... Hold on a minute I just had a shitty shit.

by Edmund McMullen November 14, 2003