Skip to main content

Single Man Dog 

Alternative name for the Australian Shepherd (Aussie) dog breed.

Single Man Dogs are typically accompanied by their single man owners at the dog park looking for women to hit on.
Scenario 1 at your local dog park

Person 1: Do you think the single man will seal the deal this time?
Person 2: He never does.

Scenario 2 married man comes home with a single man dog

Husband: Honey I got us an Australian Shepherd.
Wife: You bastard! We are through!
Single Man Dog mug front
Get the Single Man Dog mug.
See more merch

Keban Singh 

Keban Singh buys panda cocks off the dark web for his "chicken" curry.
Keban Singh by NotKebanSingh May 22, 2019
Related Words

Nigga Singh 

Black person put hand on brown persons head and shakes *(vice versa)
-U r NOW NIGGA SINGH
Nigga Singh by NIGGA SINGH231 November 4, 2019

Singapore 

It's hot. It's crowded. It's small. It's home.
Guy 1: So, is Singapore a city, town, state, or country?
Guy 2: All of the above.
Singapore by apu the monkey April 16, 2011
When you are currently not in a relationship with a significant other.

It usually does not bother you, but the problems start when selfish and inconsiderate assholes rub in the fact that they have someone, and start saying they "love their oh-so-sexy boyfriends/girlfriends" and start going on and on about what he/she does for them, CAN do, and blah blah.

NOBODY CARES HOW GREAT HE/SHE IS TO YOU!! If you're taken, and love your partner a lot, then good for you, but for goodness's sakes, at least show some consideration for SINGLE people! Some of these people may even be heartbroken ones, who have been abused by past partners, or just simply some that are sick of hearing about some stupid narrow-sighted people who only see either how "hot" their partner is, or how much money he/she has.

Talk about your partner if you want to.. but.. just calm down about it. Your life does not fucking revolve around him/her, so don't act like it.
single person: Hi. I am single.

taken person: HIII! OMFG I'm TAKEN by OMG the BEEESSTT guy EVVVEERRR!! He's SOOO cute and OMFG we go to MOVIES together and do FRENCH KISSES and all!! YAYYY FLOWERS and ICE CREAM and PRESENTS!!! He's SOOO awesome and makes me SOOOO HAPPY!!!!

single person: -_-.... *walks away*
single by SomeBadJoke October 6, 2006

Jason Singh 

Jason Singh is an incredibly fun guy who can make anybody laugh! Known to be the life of the party. Has slick sense of style and can also rock the naked look. Unfortunately has been through a lot but has made him who he is today. He has a kind heart and and wants the best result in every situation. If only people treated him how nice he treats people. He is very loyal and has strong values, which can sometimes get him into a pickle. If you meet a Jason Singh be sure to treat him right. He is one in a million and you don't want to pass that chance up!
"That person is just like a Jason Singh"

"That party rocked! There totally was a Jason Singh there"

" Why can't you be more like a Jason Singh?"
Jason Singh by Wonderingwhatsgood February 24, 2010

singles awareness day 

Alternate name for Valentine's Day (Feb. 14th), usually used in a negative sense by those who have no valentine.
singles awareness day by dbs_chicago February 14, 2006