Simp

Gf short talks josh and is all around shitty to him.

Josh brings it up to her.

Gf what the fuck are you talking about I care about you.

Josh I’m so sorry I shouldn’t have said anything.

Best friend josh you are a fucking simp.

by Beef boss 69 June 17, 2020

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Isaiah.

Isaiah is such a fucking simp ngl.

by lkdajlsgf February 5, 2020

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A man who doesn't know anything about how to pull birds or arrange dinners.

Yo, my boy Conor simps mad hard. He just kicks it in BK with his GF and drinks hella caipirinhas.

by genie_in_the_lamp October 9, 2020

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A guy who sacrifices everything for a girl who most likely wouldn't even give a shit about him, even sacrifice his chicken nuggies.

Person 1: Jeez Seb is in a state of denial that he is a SIMP.
Person 2: Yeah he is such a simp.
Person 1: he is a big time simp.

by Bonk brethren June 18, 2020

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short for "simpering." an emasculating term for men who kiss up to women they find attractive

Jim: wow, he's really licking his boss's boots
Joe: well yeah, Tony's a total simp for her
Jim: Ohh thats why, yeah i can imagine him kissing her ass

by SAM-SEI June 2, 2021

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1. someone (usually a guy) seen as too attentive or submissive towards women.

2. a male who worships any and every woman within six feet.

3. those named “kenji” are the biggest simps

kenji, stop fucking simping for momo and making excuses for it. ❤️

by the biggest chad in existence September 1, 2020

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