Simon 

Weird creep.

Simon is a weird creep

Simon by lainetpoly July 13, 2023

Simon 

Gods disciple

Simon is the best for some fucking reason

Simon by hollacost September 22, 2023

Simon 

a polite otter

I'm going to make an account on urban dictionary just to put Simon's name as polite otter.

Simon by Tippeki October 6, 2023

Simon 

he is small and love to o the dog great hair but little balls nooooooooo he always proud of himselg even when he say he has a small bic

yo Simon what a little bic

Simon by Franchipanmanlekker October 9, 2023

Simon 

A squid, Someone who follows little girls around trying to get a date.

Person 1: "Omg you are such a Simon"

Person 2: "Ok, I admit I like little girls

Simon by My_Big_Wrinkly_Brain January 30, 2024

Simon 

Simon is the gayest white monkey on earth

ur a simon

Simon by My_Big_Wrinkly_Brain February 1, 2024

Simon 

A boy, who believes he is the smartest in the world. He is a frequent user of mansplaining. He looks like a paedophile and a jew. He is not, but that is how he looks.

Any girl ever: "Simon, once mansplained mansplaining to me"

Simon by Krallemilla May 21, 2024