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Jumbo Shrimp

A classification of a relationship. Something more than friends with benefits but not necessarily exclusive. It's basically being exclusive with one person but you have a built-in 3 strike random hookup policy. It's for those who want to be exclusive but tend to get into trouble...so it doesn't really make sense; like jumbo shrimp.

The target audience is long-distance couples.
"So how long have you guys been dating?"
' - Whoa, dating? No, we're just jumbo shrimping.'
by M.I. Guy February 22, 2010
mugGet the Jumbo Shrimpmug.

SHRIMP BUCKET

SHRIMP BUCKET is the vagina and all its glory
Boy does she have a tasty SHRIMP BUCKET, what should i order for desert ?
by DONALD December 16, 2004
mugGet the SHRIMP BUCKETmug.

shrimp eye

a fat nasty biker who thinks he's all that and a bag of chips and wears his shades on his fat bald forehead, but who, in reality, is so grotesquely overweight that he can't even open his eyes all the way.
Stripper 1 "Why the hell are you going out with that nasty shrimp eye?"

Stripper 2 "Becuase he's paying for my apartment and I get my crack for free! (snap!)"
by stripper 1 September 8, 2008
mugGet the shrimp eyemug.

Shrimp Pussy

When the female labia dangles below the vaginal walls. People who stretch their labias have shrimp pussies.
Did you see that Delta Zeta in the gold dress? She has some shrimp pussy!
No way, bro! That's so gross!
by Bonita Appelbaum December 19, 2011
mugGet the Shrimp Pussymug.

shrimp nuts

A weak, stupid male. A moron. Someone so dumb and lacking in strength that one would have to assume they had tiny little testicles if any at all.
"Hey, shrimp nuts, can't you lift that by yourself?"
by Bob "Fucking" Martin February 8, 2015
mugGet the shrimp nutsmug.

deveining the shrimp

The after effect of having anal sex without a condom. The first bit of muddy pee after anal, resembling a vein taken out while butterflying shrimp.
Carl loved having anal sex with Jessica, he didn't like deveining the shrimp after.
by RustyShacklefordML July 20, 2017
mugGet the deveining the shrimpmug.

Shrimp brain

Shrimps shit with their asshole, which lies on their forehead. So basically an alternative to "shit head".
-Dude, where's your apartment?
-You asked me for the 6th time this week you shrimp brain.
by Phqu September 21, 2016
mugGet the Shrimp brainmug.

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