dumpster shovel 

*dump*ster- shov*el

-the act of using a piece of stale bread to move undesired garbage off of a plate of food or treasure (see also "hobo gloves")

"Man, there's nothing wrong with that half eaten donut, except it's got that bum sleeping on it"!

"Well, go grab a dumpster shovel and badda bing badda boom! Problem solved"!

dumpster shovel by MY.REAL.NAME.IS.CINDY...psych. January 20, 2015

Ohio Shovel 

The act of which you take a shit on the floor and grab your mate by the ankles like a wheelbarrow race and make them scoop it up with their tongue.

Hey baby I've got to shit, so do you wanna try the Ohio Shovel?

Ohio Shovel by Just a Random Guy April 2, 2015

Finger Shovel 

When you get egg yolk on your shoe and try to remove it by scooping it with your finger nail.

Ah fuck. Ive got egg on my shoe again. Guess im gonna have to use my finger shovel.

Finger Shovel by corporate crayola August 2, 2019

Gator shovel 

NOUN: a shovel made for beating alligators.

VERB: the act of a Floridian beating ass with a shovel in a way that would scare away an alligator. (i.e. ending of Monsters Inc.)

Trailer Son: "Mama! Another gator got in the house!"
Trailer Mom: "Another gator?! Gimme that shovel! Come here!"
Trailer Son: (as his mother repeatedly whacks Randall with the shovel) "Get him, Mama! Get that gator!"
Randall: "Aaaahh!"

Randall learned the meaning of an ass whooping from the gator shovel.

Gator shovel by Papamitch04 January 2, 2021

duped shovel 

a sentence said by the internet funny man know as soundsmorf

soundsmith: hey guys im buying duped shovels send me a trade offer

duped shovel by local gaming man September 11, 2021

Sans Shovel 

OrnaBug’s Strange Duped Shovel, that has the description “have.”

Orna: “Sans Shovel, have.”

Sans Shovel by Genevis November 12, 2021

gag me with a shovel 

See gag me with a spoon, except a shovel is bigger than a spoon, so this phrase is used to express even more displeasure than gagging on a spoon would achieve.

Can you believe American Idol is on its 14th Season?

Seriously, gag me with a shovel.

gag me with a shovel by Underground Boy January 18, 2016