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Shardin

The act of defecation by a Deep Sea Diver no less than 15 minutes prior to Sup checks before entering a Hyperbaric Chamber or conducting diving operations. To prevent contamination and discomfort to others inside an enclosed space with foul human bodily fluids, fumes and major shits (I.e farts/gas/bubbleguts)
Doc forgot to take a shardin and 30 minutes into the dive he had to go while two other divers where in the chamber.

You better take your Shardin!!

Yo, you shardin yet?

Deep sea diver hdnd
by KDSA November 6, 2015
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Shardonnay

A derivative of shard, shardonnay describes the result of sharding at a formal and inopportune moment.
Priest: "Do you Jeff take Allison to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
Jeff: "I do"
Priest: "And do you Allison take Jeff to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
Allison: "I..." *Pffffrrrt*
Best Man: "Lets raise our glasses for a shardonnay toast to the bride, and the poor dry cleaner who's gonna have to try to clean that mess off the back of a white wedding dress."
by Professor Shit Nibbler September 11, 2011
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Shardul

A common name in Northern India and used to describe a dumb idiot who thinks they know things and watches too much Naruto.
Shardul: I am watching Naruto
Person 2: you are addicted to Naruto, Shardul
by realizing the ways of me September 10, 2020
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glass shards

what you put in bleach or scream when you step on it
I LOVE MY CLOROX WITH GLASS SHARDS. OR F**K I STEPPED ON A GLASS SHARD
by YAYIMAMANANDIMFAT January 1, 2017
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shard

to be shard is to be rude or insulting to ones friends or even enemies..is often followed up with flip flop or i'll go bacon on your ass
nah man no need to get shard man theres no need to go shard to the extreme man ill flip flop yo ass
by bubblebobblebumcha July 10, 2004
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Shard

Verb.

Gamer slang meaning "to destroy" something.

Origin: In world of warcraft, one could destroy gear and turn it into jewel shards. Which could be sold for alot of money. When someone's account got hacked, the hacker would "shard" all the gear and sell the shards. They would then send the gold to themselves, or a stranger as a last fuck you to the player. This was also done by chinese companies who sell game gold online for real money.
She left her character logged in, so I went onto her account to shard her gear. I noticed she had an epic staff, so I sharded that too.
by wakkadoodooo June 28, 2012
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