shifty shafts

A group of men that all talk about Fortnite and getting girlfriends, even though most of them haven't hit puberty yet.

Person 1: Wow, all those guys are single!
Person 2: Yeah, and they play Fortnite too.
Person 1: What a bunch of shifty shafts.

by Quirble May 24, 2018

Drive shaft

guy masturbating while driving...done intentionally to get caught by other motorists.

Ex 1: I was driving down the highway and was being paced by another car. You glance over and find out he was playing with his drive shaft going down the highway.

by Mortified Driver October 4, 2012

Mrs Shaft

Is a fat mammoth and a very ungraceful lady. If you can even call her a lady that is! She is a mean, cruel creature with no heart and DOESNT LOOK GOOD IN A BIKINI!

Mrs Shaft mammoth

by Eillie June 21, 2013

penal shaft

the part of the penis that is measurable when hard of- course, between the base of the helmet and sack skin

fortunately I had a full stiffy last night so when I rolled over my penal shaft acting like kick stand kept me from rolling out of the bed

by themacal November 29, 2006

shaft of shame

A taunt used to describe one's penis when fucking a chick that you loathe or do not actually care about.

Yeah, take it! Take the shaft of shame!

by dickhole4life February 1, 2008

Red Shaft

The act of a woman jacking off a man with sandpaper, thus creating the "red shaft"

So I was finally asked out by Billy last night. Everything went well, food was good, and we went to an awesome concert. But it all went downhill in the bedroom when he asked me to give him a red shaft.

by A Wave of Babies TWAS February 23, 2009

Shaft Shiner

One who shines shafts

Your a shaft shiner!

by Drcockenstein March 31, 2009