Struggle Session

When everything goes wrong, or when you get really frusturated and nothing seems to be going your way.

I got a flat tire and was late on my way to my final that i failed... talk about a "Struggle Session"

by B Dave 920 January 22, 2010

P&O Session

A sexual encounter of the Roll on Roll off kind, performed by selfish/incompetent lovers. A bit like the P&O ferry.

Eric Pickles excitedly wheezed his way up the stairs. Tonight was his weekly P&O session with Mrs Pickles...with Mars bars for after...

by triffidsfortea September 8, 2012

session your bassoon

to have a prostate operation

If you can't piss, maybe you should session your bassoon.

by hahhhhhhh September 26, 2006

Therapy Session(s)

Time spent with your friends conversating and discussing all aspects of life while partaking in the consumption of specific illicit substances for extended periods of time, See also Crackhead Sundays.

Jeff really needed his therapy session(s) this weekend since spending time sober in the suburbs has made him feel confined and restricted beyond his control.

by The Little Justice League February 20, 2010

fat grub session

The act of gorging oneself, usually associated with the use of illegal narcotics.

Mark had a fat grub session at taco bell.

by Nick07 October 11, 2005

5 Session Rule

A common knowledge webcam rule stating that it's okay for straight guys to jerk off with each other on cam as long as it doesn't exceed 5 sessions. If it exceeds 5 sessions, then they are gay. Derived from the "5 second rule".

Hey bro we can only do this one more time and then its back to x-box. 5 session rule.

by High-on-AS January 13, 2008

Orbital Wipe Sessions

When a large majority of obese people get together in a circle to wash each others nether regions.

Since I'm unable to reach my own ass to wipe, I have to coordinate weekly Orbital Wipe Sessions with my other fat friends to get things done.

by Mr. Gullible August 22, 2008