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Sereina

Seriana, a very tall smart and a beutiful lady. She loves to read and act crazy. Seriana is also interested in Science. She loves to dance, and she also wakes up late in the morning. She loves movies, and Jamaicon Food. She also loves BEYONCÉ.
Boys be like: Dang that Sereina is pretty and smart
by TRUEEE😍👌 March 27, 2015
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serbia

Serbs:
1- Have a rich culture, knowledge of literature, sports and the arts.
2- HAVE WAY TOO MANY GYPSIES IN THEIR COUNTRY.. these peeps are not registered residents so they can't get a job and all they do is dig through trash and force you to get your windows washed while trying to steal your wallet.
3- Are the cleanest people ever. So hygenically perfect it's almost unhuman.
4- Have the oldest cars man has ever known. Since it's Europe's dumpster, they get all they 1947 skala's and skoda's
5- are exposed to more pollution than elizabeth, nj, mexico city and los angeles combined. try breathing in belgrade. it's pretty damn tough.
6- are amazingly un-racist considering pretty much every nation has tried to slaughter em.
7- LIKE SAUSAGE WAY TOO MUCH and can't deal with proper nutrition
8-Don't know english unless they're young
9- Mostly Orthodox Christians.
Woman: Hi I'd like some serbian low fat cheese
Deli Counterperson: LO-FAHT, HERE, THIS CHEESE 25% FAT FOR DIET
Woman: Now not only do I have build up in my arteries due to the terrible pollution in serbia, but the 98% fat sausage and extremely fatty cheese will probably kill me before Nato or Croatia tries to again. HOORAY!
Deli Counterperson: I GO LISTEN TO FOOTBALL GAME IN RADIO IN MY 1963 SKALA
Woman: HVALA!
by llamaramadingdong April 16, 2007
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serbia

A country in the southeast of Europe, a former republic of Yugoslavia, in which the Serbs gained all the economic incomes earned by another yugoslavian repubic: Croatia. When Croatia decided to separate from this shitty confederacy with serbia, the serbs became fuckin scared of losing a part of ''their'' territory and began to slaughter and rape croatian men, women and children, bomb hospitals and burn churches. their ideology of ''great serbia'' was founded by a fucking sicko called vuk karadzic who claimed all the other nations in former YU were in fact all serbs and therefore everything should be or is Serbia. only a couple of years after what they have done to the croats and bosnians, they expect people to forget about the war and leave it all in the past. but listen: NoTHing of the fucked up things you've done will ever be forgotten!! remember that!! CRO has the adriatic sea, and YOU DONT. hahahaaaaa
serbia
srpski cetnik: nema mesa bit ce mesa, klat cemo hrvate
to je slika koju svijet ima o vama, a za to ste SAMI krivi!!! evo sta vam donjela vasa ludost
by nellychingy November 20, 2006
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serbia

croatia is so much better, the serbs have nothing that the croatians don't already have!
why are ppl askin why are the serbs hated?! when croatia tried to claim independence after slovenia did, the serbs didn't want this so they brought upon war instead of letting them go freely as slovenia had done! So they started killing croatians instead! Now if croatia is such a shithole then why didn't serbia just let it go and stand on its own two feet?!
by Mala April 4, 2005
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Serbia

People who migrated from tribal parts of Asia and created Serbia. They are known for starting many wars in the past and caused WW1 and somewhat caused WW2, they got their asses whooped in every war they started. An average Serb hates anyone who is not white/christian, they are a race of mentally retarded people who are insanely jealous of countries like Albania,Turkey,etc. They also think they are Balkans when they aren't even close to resembling them physically and historically. They tried to cause an ethnic cleansing in Kosovo of non-Serbs and got their asses whooped by USA. Also they think that their mafia is bad ass even when people barely heard of the Serbian mafia because it is shit and not really worth mentioning, people of Serbia think their mafia is great even though they make their country look like crap. They have a tendency of picking on countries who either are developing/ just finished war but when Serbia attacks them like spineless pussys they get owned by other NATO who bombs the crap out of them.

They are basically jealous shitheads who start wars and lose them and also think they are Balkans when they aren't.
Serbia Crap Retards Lose every war
by robokomo09 July 22, 2010
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Serving Wench

Is another term for whore. the Serving Wenches in the medieval times would serve the royalty food and other things.
When i went to the renaissance fair there was a serving wench there giving me my food and the adults explicit pleasures.
by MomoLove October 20, 2012
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Sebringsturbate

To give one's self pleasure while trollin' in their Chrysler Sebring
Dude, are you going to Sebringsturbate on your way home from work?
by Lil' Spewn October 17, 2010
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