Golden selfie

Pissing on yourself while in the shower.

Who needs a golden shower when I can give a golden selfie?

by HustleRose October 2, 2013

Selfies

An act usally carried out by girls aged 12-21, the act involves taking photos of ones self while posing. If the act is carried out by a man, he is usally seen as being gay.

Example 1: Yo man, I seen you put selfies up on facebook... You gay cunt!

Example 2: Hey man, I was doing some facebook stalking today, found the hottest girl, check out her selfies.

by bobwilllong July 19, 2012

selfish smartness

when some one is smarted for their own selfish needs(i.e.they learn things or know things they typicly wouldnt inless they need it)

rob: yo john wats today

john:idk fred probibly knows its almost his birthday

rob:i guess we should use his selfish smartness to our advantage while we still can

by theamazingyuu March 23, 2010

Selfie

A picture taken by ones self, including 50% or more of that persons face. Pictures taken of other body parts or NOT including 50% or more of that persons face is not considered a selfie.

Timo took a picture of his boobs and mouth but did not show more than 50% of his face. Therefore he did not take a selfie.

by Batmannotdave November 10, 2014

Selfie-centered

Can be used to describe people, most often girls, who take and post a ridiculous number of selfies to their social media page(s). Often indicative of self-centeredness, conceit, and/or underlying low self-esteem and the need for praise and validation from others.

I was liking that girl until i saw her Facebook page with hundreds of selfies on it. I just can't date someone who is so selfie-centered. It's a deal-breaker for me.

by WinterArmageddon February 6, 2015

Selfie

A style of taking a photograph that allows you to avoid asking a stranger: "Will you please take my picture?"

I am not gonna hand my iPhone to that creepy guy. I will just take a selfie instead.

by row-hit_meta September 5, 2014

Selfiesapien

Someone who is so obsessed with selfies that it becomes their only purpose for existence

Every time a selfiesapien has a second of pass time, they take out their phones and they take pictures of their oh-so interesting lives.

by laylawinxchg3 May 14, 2016