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golden seat

perpetual dibs on a particular seat. does not apply just to vehicles - may be used anywhere. when you leave your seat, if you call golden seat then you get your seat back indefinitely.
amy rae called golden seat on my new pimped out ride, that beeyotch
by Karen S. April 21, 2006
mugGet the golden seatmug.

dirty seats

1: When the sitting apparatus (sometimes in a bus) get filthy and covered in splooge and the creamofsomeyoungguy as two people fuck like dirty little bitch felchers on them.

2: A pair of tits
1: Man, I meat some mad bus cunt the other day and we fucked like dirty little bitch felchers and made mad dirty seats.
2: Nice, what did the girl look like?
1: It was your mum you sick little cunt-features.
by Pimp-Master J May 20, 2006
mugGet the dirty seatsmug.

preacher seat

when your gettin a bj while taking a shit
by buzzR February 17, 2008
mugGet the preacher seatmug.

Seat Pickled

When two men are driving in a vehicle and the passenger reaches over and massages the drivers nether regions until a climax that results in a frothy mixture of cum and sweat that remains forever imbedded within the material of the seat.
Jimmy reached across the center console of the car and seat pickled Jack.
by TheWhabbitThumper February 18, 2020
mugGet the Seat Pickledmug.

seat rape

When someone sits in a seat next to you, even though you told them not to.
This ugly bitch seat raped me in global today.
by The 60s Freak September 21, 2016
mugGet the seat rapemug.

Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.
The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.
by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016
mugGet the Orphan Seatmug.

seat politics

the rotation of seats at a party. tatics and sneaky moves are essential part of the game plan go get yourself a seat.

A common occurance when the number of people is greater than the nuimber of seats at the party
he had been putting alot of thought into how to get a seat, thus he enters the seat politics.

When he stood up to use the toliet he forfited his seat in the quick game of seat politics
by scullymkts December 1, 2010
mugGet the seat politicsmug.

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