scissor-in-laws

Lesbian sister-in-laws.
Hey, honey, are the scissor-in-laws coming over for a tuna sandwich?
by Phil McRackin October 18, 2023
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Ye-scissor

A tool to remove the foreskin from people of Jewish descent with anti-Semitic rhetoric created by the followers of the artist Ye, formerly known as "Kanye West".
Hey, did those ye-scissors get discontinued with the Yeezys?
by slickback_Catlin November 29, 2022
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Scissor beak

South if concord New Hampshire is scissor beak territory
by Pse540 March 22, 2021
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scissor shafted

When a man's genitals become dislodged from his undergarment either from size or a failure in elastic. The gonads go one way rubbing the penis that goes the other way and the under garment acts as a fulcrum resulting in discomfort
While working I felt uncomfortable from walking. I realized an adjustment was required to fix my johnson, I found myself scissor shafted.
by mr. wizard November 28, 2013
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Safety scissors

I seriously don’t want my scissor to cut myself, so I replaced them with safety scissors !
by stonebullets February 05, 2022
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Safety Scissor

When two women scissor with with their pants on.
Nyki, you have to safety scissor so you don't get an STD.
by Babygirlreed April 28, 2016
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Athletic Scissors

As a Paramedic, in Detroit, we had to take a past and present medical history of the patients.

We would ask about current medical conditions. Cardiac, Pulmonary/Breathing and Lung Conditions, Neurological Conditions like Strokes or Epilepsy and Seizures.

This last condition Epilepsy and Seizures when we would get the response usually from a bystander.

The response was always, Yeah he/she has Athletic Scissors.
He be havin Athletic Scissors.
by Jonny Redneck February 17, 2020
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