When you fart while having a sweaty butt crack and it feels like a shart. But its not poop that comes out its just the fart moving the warm sweat making it feel like you just let out some poop.
Last night I was so worried I would have to leave the party because I sharted my pants. Until I went to bathroom to check. I was so relieved after I wiped that there was no brown mess. I realized I let out a schwart, not a shart, and I ended up hooking up with Kelly.
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The act of making a trash dad joke and repeating making a shuffle (small dance) after finding how unsuccessfully successful the joke was.
Schwarzenegger shuffle: singular; Schwarzeneggers' shuffles: plural, the act of many people doing once or more than once.
The act of making a trash dad joke and repeating making a shuffle (small dance) after finding how unsuccessfully successful the joke was.
Schwarzenegger shuffle: singular; Schwarzeneggers' shuffles: plural, the act of many people doing once or more than once.
Dad's friends and our family were at the table eating dinner, dad makes a shitty joke and he and his friends do a Schwarzenegger shuffle on or near the table.
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“Oh, it’s Schwarzwälder. It would taste like chocolate and cherry flavored wine.”
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