Schlomping the whitebait

( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.

To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.

by Thumper of Flower November 3, 2024

Schlomping the whitebait

( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.

To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.

by Thumper of Flower November 23, 2024

Schlopp

To aggressively consume, devour.
"Schlopping" is to eating as "gooning" is to masturbation.

I am schlopping on this meal. I can't talk right now; I'm schlopping.

by Varkinkletine November 24, 2024

Schlormphf

No meaning, just schlormphf

"Schlormphfing it rn."
"This cat is so schlormphf."
"Schlormphf Schlormphf Schlormphf."

by Mr. Goober II November 30, 2024

Schlonpoofa

A derogatory term used against women. In modern day, it is as if they were a slave to all others who are whipped daily.

“You’re such a schlonpoofa.”

by Plowersjcu January 26, 2025

schlorg

its when a joebaby bites the fucking curb for lying about how this word meant something

joe Im gonna fucking schlorg you

by logry February 6, 2025

schlurp

The act of taking a wet, open-faced adult diaper and drinking the piss from the padding

I took my diaper off, and my boyfriend asked, “Can I schlurp that thang?”

by bababerry August 28, 2025