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Schlong Flogging

To beat one about the head and face, or cunt with ones schlong (Penis)
That cunt of yours could use a good Schlong Flogging
by I am the walrus, koo kookachoo September 22, 2011
mugGet the Schlong Floggingmug.

Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer

When a sweet mild slides down your shaft with the precision of a well organized milf poking causing her velvet cavern to reorganize
Damn, that was a Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer. She must have kids and loose morals
by Dr. Moosknuckle December 28, 2023
mugGet the Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizermug.

Ding dong schlong

Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage
by Fadgy December 9, 2020
mugGet the Ding dong schlongmug.

spartan schlong

A long 20 foot sword made of Spartan Hoplite penises that was used during the Trojan war. The sword could only legally be held by anyone 20 years and older. children had smaller versions.
Feel the wrath of my Spartan Schlong you Trojan Turd!
by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020
mugGet the spartan schlongmug.

schlong

by rick.astley6969 November 18, 2022
mugGet the schlongmug.

Schlong Dongler

by TheDobbi March 8, 2024
mugGet the Schlong Donglermug.

schlong

A word used to describe a dick when it is whipped out quickly or if it is 7+ inches.
Guy1: "He whipped out his schlong THIS FAST"
Guy2: "How fast?"
Guy1: "so fast"
by cooldefenitionmaekr April 16, 2024
mugGet the schlongmug.

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