schadensplush

Female version of schadenboner, as in taking immense pleasure in the suffering of others to the point of splushing.

Did you hear that the Hispanic lady that voted for deporting others just got herself deported?
I did and schadensplushed so hard I had to change my thong.

by JewDoc2 February 10, 2025

Schuddlediggler

When you give her a facial and it bounces back onto your face, then you guys do face painting.

Me and my wife divorced after our failed schuddlediggler:(

by Fortnityfe April 5, 2025

schadenfeed

The opposite of doomscrolling. When a social media feed is saturated with posts about an event causing great schadenfreude in the populace. Term coined by author, Alan Baxter, on Bluesky during the Trump/Musk feud on 6th June 2025.

It's not doomscrolling today, it's schadenfeed.

by Lord Weird June 5, 2025

Schadenfruede

when you enjoy other people’s pain/you are pleased when people are hurt

John’s being a fucking bitch. He’s schadenfruede, but this time I’M the victim. Fuck you, John.

by TronityCat September 10, 2025

Schadenmitgefühl

is a modern German neologism that combines Schadenfreude (“joy at another’s misfortune”) with Mitgefühl (“compassion, empathy”).

It describes the paradoxical feeling of taking a measured satisfaction in someone else’s suffering while simultaneously feeling genuine compassion for them. In other words, it’s the experience of both recognizing or even enjoying the justice, irony, or inevitability of another’s setback and still empathizing with their pain.

When the self centered girl used her ex-husband and he finally blocked her, I felt a strange mix of schadenfreude and pity – a genuine Schadenmitgefühl.

by Neostoics September 30, 2025

Schadenfafo

Etymology: Blend of schadenfreude (German, ‘pleasure derived from another’s misfortune’) + fuck around and find out (colloquial American expression meaning that reckless actions bring their own consequences).

Definition:

The deliciously petty pleasure you feel when people reap the bitter harvest of the nonsense they enthusiastically sowed. Especially applies to Donald Trump voters who cheered for policies that end up smacking them squarely in the face.

When they lost their health care because of the guy they voted for, you could cut the schadenfafo with a knife.

by M-80 October 27, 2025

Schadenfreudemaxxing

laughing at some people's misery or loss for more than 5 times a day

Person 1: dude this guy is schadenfreudemaxxing
Person 2: i know right hes such a bitch, i wish he gets banned off Fortnite damn it

by mrnmr salt November 7, 2025