Scandinavian Coffee Bath

The Scandinavian Coffee Bath is the preferred method of caffeine consumption for millions of Scandinavians. A proper bath involves finely ground coffee beans, a funnel and one cup of lukewarm distilled water for every heaping tablespoon of grinds. Consumers merely need to funnel grinds into their anus and chase slowly with water. Sitting with your anus elevated, pointing your toes to the sky and gently thrusting upwards will brew the coffee directly into your rectum, causing a slight caffeine buzz beginning in your rectum and ending in your brain.

Gus: Hey man, want a French press or an Americano?

Lucas: Neither man. I had a Scandinavian Coffee Bath at breakfast and I'm still buzzing.

by Dr. Vysick Risling MD January 10, 2017

Scandalabra

A scandal in which is either grandiose in size, design, or believability, or a scandal of the same nature involving more then one scandal, or mini scandals, to create one of catastrophic proportions.

"OMG Annie! Scandalabra at the apartment last night!"

Sean's scandalabra was fucking crazy! He literally fucked with everyone's life!"

Because of Stephanie's scandalabra, no one likes her.

by Clevrnwite April 7, 2009

scandalism

(Verb with subject) - the intentional act of ruining someone’s reputation through rumor or gossip.

Scandalismcan be witnessed almost anywhere.

by Miasmom November 3, 2017

ScanDisk Pimp

ScanDisk Pimp:
Some one who is either too smart, and/or too ghetto to purchase an expensive digital camera and/or bring the expensive digital camera out to social events involving alchohol such as: the club, concerts, the beach on spring break, house parties ,etc..) only to take pictures for social networking purposes(myspace, facebook, imeem,friendster,etc.)
So as an alternative, the SCANDISK PIMP simply brings only their memory card and uses it in other peoples cameras, therefore eliminating the risk of losing,damaging,or having their own digital camera stolen. All of the memories, none of the risk.

SCANDISK PIMP: (Upon entering a kodak moment at tha club) Aye homie!!lemme use your digi right quik 4 i can take a pic wit these freaky hoes that i been dancin wit whom i dont know, i aint gonna fukk, an i prolly wont ever c again , but ima put dis pic on my myspace first thang in the morning anyway so people can think that im really cool and i have a fun life and that ima chick magnet..

CAMERA PERSON: Sure....(thoughts to self) >thats a good fukkin idea<

CAMERA PERSON 2: OMG!! I DROPPED MY 600$ CYBERSHOT IN MY 20$ MARGERITA!!!! ITS LIKE TOTALLY RUINED NOW!!! :( I SHOULD HAVE NEVER BROUGHT IT TO THE CLUB..THAT SCANDISK PIMP IS SOO SMART AND COOL

by The Real "Ian Wabash" January 29, 2008

Sandipto

A good boy from India

Sandipto Baidya

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

Scandies

A group of girls from windsor who are scandelous.

Juan: Hey its the scandies
Gibbons:who are they?
Juan: haley madison brittnay and alex.
Gibbons:i have a boner, DAMNNNNN!
i wanna be just like them call me scandie #5!

by Margret Rumperdoodle August 26, 2009

scandies

a word used to describe someone who breaks the barriers of average scandals on a dance floor. These people usually remove clothing and grind in an erotic and passionate way in sync with one another.

Jamye and Whitney were being scandies at Club David last night, everyone was staring.

by kidneythief83 May 5, 2009