sausage fest

A gathering of 3 or more people consisting of only males. A higher number of males equals a bigger sausage fest.

Background: A 'sausage' takes a similar shape of a penis. A 'fest' is a gathering of people, hence, a gathering of penis'.

'Woah there's 6 guys in that hottub and no girls!'
'Yup.. thats quite the sausage fest'

by caseyi May 29, 2008

Sausage Neck

When the fat on the back of someone's neck resembles a package of Italian sausage.

Damn, I think Bryon's sausage neck is getting bigger !!!

by xxevil1xx October 20, 2011

Sausage Slob

A Sausage Slob is a dirty girl who goes through more Wiener between her legs then the production line at Oscar Meyer Hot Dogs.

Look at that slutty butt over there, she's hit on every guy in this bar looking for a piece of ass while her husbands out of town. She's already screwed half the county. What a Sausage Slob!

by SassyJax01 November 2, 2011

Sausage Shuffle

When a man shakes his flaccid penis around the screen while on webcam.

Yo dude, did you hear that Johnny Boy did the Sausage Shuffle on Chatroulette last night. It was some crazy shit.

by EverydaySausageShufflin' February 3, 2012

sausage fart

A nasty pungent fart produced when someone eats too much meat, usually pork and usually spicy

"Oh shit chase won't stop sausage farting, it's making my eyes water"

by TrashyDankStank March 2, 2015

Sausage King

A sausage king is someone who dies the most in games. They 'go down for sausage' (penis). since the dead enemies are on the floor underneath them.

Used in FPS. (First Person Shooters)

I don't wanna be the sausage king! aaaah sausage!

by icarusinmyblood August 6, 2011

sausage jockey

a man who rides the cock

Matt Dalton is a real sausage jockey!!

by john May 14, 2003