SAM

Bro likes boys. Thinks about boys. Dreams about boys. Never stops talking about boys. Mentions boys to his tennis team. Mentions boys to his family. Goes to work thinking about boys, leaves work thinking about boys. Dreams of kissing boys and smooching boys. Goes to the gym thinking about boys. Eats dinner thinking about boys. He doesn’t care about anything else besides boys. Sexy boys.

Me: Sam are you good you look kinda pale.
Sam: *thinking about boys* “boys”
Me: alright you are fucking weird bro

by THEROC1233 April 9, 2022

sam

gay faggot

stop being a sam

by d4rkgold May 12, 2022

Sam

a blue-eyed cutie that has a sexy smile. Sam's get all the girls and is everything you could want. Without Sam's the world would be bland and samless. Sam's are great friends that will stick with you forever and always has a good supply of peanut butter. He doesnt have a girlfriend because he cant chose between all his secret admirers. Everyone loves him. Sam's are at the top of the food chain. So popular that popularity doesnt even apply. WE LOVE YOU SAMS.

guy 1: hoot hoot wOOaHHh
guy 2: are you being a sam??!!1!???/? I LOVE YOU
guy 1: I WISH. IM NOT SHMEXY ENOUGH TO BE A SAM!!!!11!

by pimp4jakepaul May 16, 2022

Sam

She’s the best friend ever!! And she’ll help you through thick and thin!! She is super nice!! And very pretty!!!! She loves the same things you love and is an amazing person!

Sam is the best!

by Gooey Cooley August 14, 2022

Sam

Very based person from discord(fr)

Sam is very based alongside whim

by Definitly_not_sam December 22, 2022

Sam

Sam is a male with very long wavy hair. He is very tall and doesn't like socializing much. Sam is a very attractive man and has beautiful blue eyes. He goes to the gym everyday and has a very nice body.

Person #1: "Woah, who's that super tall, gorgeous, buff guy over there?"

Person #2: "that guy? That must be sam"

by Ham_sandwich2998 March 8, 2023

Sam

The sexiest of creatures ever. He has a massive cock and anyone he looks at instantly wants his dick. He weighs 600kg and has the strongest chin. Be is a beautiful creature with constant raging boner. He is the deity of a religion called Sam's Witnesses.

Sam so so sexy

by SamLovers February 15, 2023