Safe zone

A zone where nobody ever gets hurt, knocked down, falls, or dies. Nobody disagrees over anything, argues, fights, or thinks differently. Everything is sterilized and functional, and vegan food is the only food because everyone else is wrong about what they eat and think, and danger is always someone else's fault.

The restaurant is a safe zone, and the country is becoming one. Nothing has to be based in reality in a safe zone, it's a zone where there is no suffering like in the real world.

by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021

Safe Fuck

Get a dildo!!!!!!! The girl will absolutly love it. That way, you can kiss her and fuck her at the same time with no risks.

My boyfriend and me had a safe fuck because he had a dildo.

by SarahProkochuk March 15, 2008

safe sex

1)The act of abstinence
2)Using contraception
3)Pulling out

The only way to be sure you wont get pregnant/diseased is to practice safe sex

by TheWickedHeart August 24, 2004

safe wet-willy

inserting a condom covered in spermacide into someone's ear. Step 1) find a victim step 2) obtain condom step 3) cover outside of condom in spermacide step 4) place condom over a finger step 5) stick it in someone's ear 6) sneak around to thier other side and stick it into their other ear

Eric was sitting there talking about llamas when snuck up and gave him a safe wet-willy in one ear. While he was contemplating the spermacide in his left ear, I got his right.

by Nikki-Rae December 7, 2005

safe smokie

similar to dd (designated driver) except the substance is marijuana; a safe smokie, or ss, usually looks out for cops, parents, or anyone else his or her friends would hate to see while lighting up a big blunt

"hey jim, we've got some excellent green, would you mind being ss if we hook you up later?"

by anna banana August 11, 2004

safe space

A Safe Space is a place where anyone can relax and be able to fully express, without fear of being made to feel uncomfortable, unwelcome, or unsafe on account of biological sex, race/ethnicity, sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, cultural background, religious affiliation, age, or physical or mental ability.

Wow, I can actually go to a safe space to talk about my controversial views about something without being told that I'm a faggot! Incredible!

by knackatack November 19, 2016

safe zone

The place you go upon smoking hydro, bush, or taking some sort of pain medication.
It prevents you from leaving certain areas of your house, or work place, or wherever you are when you've "safe-zoned".

This is the most comfortable place in the entire world. Nothing bad can happen to you when you're in the safe zone, even if you're watching the creepiest movie, it's always best to do it from inside your safe zone.
Can be a hazard at times. If you safe zone your bed, and need to get food, it becomes a problem because you're rendered unable to leave. Something inside of you wont let you leave the safe zone

On rare occasions, when you've safe zoned too much, you begin to safe zone when you're straight, creating a bit more of a problem if you need to get up and out of your house to do shit.

The act of safe zoning is so infectious that soon enough, your friends will be doing it too. It's fun when you've all safe zoned together.

"I safe zoned the couch, and now I can't leave to get the phone"

"Sorry man I safe zoned as soon as I got home, we can hang out later on"

"Man, I can't leave"
"Why?"
"I'm in my safe zone, can you get me a drink?"
"Just get up and get it"
"I cant. I can't leave this room"

by meeeee12 August 30, 2009