People named Ruben are Proven to stop growing at about 4 feet and 11 inches and usually like to play basketball
by UrbanDictionaryScientists April 12, 2020
Get the Rubenmug. a gay british male who gets zero action in real life so he dates people online, typically on games such as roblox and minecraft. he gets very emotional at times and likes to express that, which you think is a manly thing to do, but he’s really just looking for attention from his peers. he also enjoys to bully people younger then him because he’s a little bitch with no balls to stand up for himself to others his age or older.
by pussyslayer2910 August 23, 2018
Get the Rubenmug. Ruben is a nasty Mexican man with a beard he has a nasty apartment with bugs beerbottles and 2 cats he doesn’t clean up the poop but he loves the cats , he always wants to be married but doesn’t want to support his wife , always has kids but runs when it comes time to pay for there bills , he rarely showers loves to get drunk and hang out with his friends , he will be tough with a girl but is a coward when a real man shows up .
Man: “Ew what’s that smell is it that dumpster”
Woman: “no it’s just a Ruben “
I was walking down the street and I smelled something nasty then realized it was just a Ruben.
I rented a apartment today it was so bad and nasty I asked the neighbor who lived here before me they told me a Ruben did.
Woman: “no it’s just a Ruben “
I was walking down the street and I smelled something nasty then realized it was just a Ruben.
I rented a apartment today it was so bad and nasty I asked the neighbor who lived here before me they told me a Ruben did.
by A Ruben May 6, 2022
Get the Rubenmug. by Pellitovitch February 7, 2022
Get the Rubenmug. Rubens is a very beautiful and charming person. His voluminous and wild hair will get to your heart and make you want to sleep by his side every night. Just so you can rub your fingers in random shapes of his hair for the rest of your life.
Rubens is a deep and amazing cave full of wonders and complexities that will make your eyes mesmerize. He is filled with the most intense feelings and to touch him is to feel peacefully while being electrocuted in warm gentle kisses.
He will be your forever partner and you can always trust his heart.
A life with him is an adventure. You should keep him close, because if far away, satisfaction won’t even be a possibility. Yes, you need him. To love, please and be pleased.
He won’t hurt you, even though everyone is so much in love with him. He is aware of his effect on people and is also aware to take care of your feelings and not make you uncomfortable. Or feeling less important.
He sees sharing his weaknesses with you as an act of bravery. And you should accept him, involve him and invest on him. He is very smily, but he trusts you to his inner emotions. Don’t let him down.
He is interesting, mysterious and very caring. Keep him close to your heart.
Rubens is a deep and amazing cave full of wonders and complexities that will make your eyes mesmerize. He is filled with the most intense feelings and to touch him is to feel peacefully while being electrocuted in warm gentle kisses.
He will be your forever partner and you can always trust his heart.
A life with him is an adventure. You should keep him close, because if far away, satisfaction won’t even be a possibility. Yes, you need him. To love, please and be pleased.
He won’t hurt you, even though everyone is so much in love with him. He is aware of his effect on people and is also aware to take care of your feelings and not make you uncomfortable. Or feeling less important.
He sees sharing his weaknesses with you as an act of bravery. And you should accept him, involve him and invest on him. He is very smily, but he trusts you to his inner emotions. Don’t let him down.
He is interesting, mysterious and very caring. Keep him close to your heart.
by a saya November 22, 2021
Get the Rubensmug. by Big_Up September 16, 2019
Get the Ruben Dosmug. Is een man die anders is dan anderen, kan heel snel van emoties veranderen in possitieve vorm, zodra hij iemand aantrekkelijk ziet, wacht hij niet rustig af maar pakt haar meteen (van achteren). Dus jij, ja jij Ruben.. gaat ooit iemand vinden die begint met de letter M en eindigd met de u... waarom, nou de letter ‘m’ zit 5 letters achter de letter ‘r’, en de ‘u’ zit 3 letters voor de ‘r’, of.. je liefde begint met de letter R, zodat jullie samen later een feest kunnen geven met een grote boog met de letter ‘r’, dat kost weer een extra letter zodat je nog beter wijn kan kopen
Hey, die Ruben johh, poeh wat een kerel!
Hallo, mijn naam is m&*%@##o, wat is de jouwne?
Een goedenmorgen, ik ben nieuw hier, aangenaam Ruben, mijn naam is R!:#$%#....
Hallo, mijn naam is m&*%@##o, wat is de jouwne?
Een goedenmorgen, ik ben nieuw hier, aangenaam Ruben, mijn naam is R!:#$%#....
by RP05 March 27, 2019
Get the Rubenmug.