road treasure

Shit you find on the side of the street.

"Man this nice-lookin' chandelier is some prime fuckin' road treasure!"

-- Long John Silver

by Johnny Fakename June 24, 2008

Road Meat

A derogatory term for a groupie, describing them as nothing more than easy sex for traveling musicians, actors, athletes, etc.

She acts like they have this special relationship but she doesn't seem to understand that she's nothing more than road meat to him.

by leo3375 March 2, 2009

Road Stranded

When a person is about to cross the road and all of their friends go but they have to stop for a car and are left behind.

Someone is left on the other side of the road;
"Unlucky, you just got road stranded" says one of their friends. They then cross the road and have to run to catch up.

by THE JOLF October 16, 2009

Road Cop

a small device, usually kept under the drivers seat, or between the seat and the door, used for serving street justice... often a small, t-ball bat, or a crowbar, as neither item are technically illegal

while driving, someone cut me off, so i used my Road Cop to inflict some Street Justice

by -weezl- April 4, 2010

RoadBears

Gummy bears soaked in vodka resulting in a completely concealed alcoholic treat. Due to the untraceable alcohol these bears a suitable to consume while in a vehicle.

Jimmy took a nap after consuming to many roadbears

by DirtNap October 18, 2011

road queen

Road queen is a nice truck usually lifted with big tires but has a pussy driver who never takes it off the road where it belongs

Jake has a badass lifted duramax but they said it's just a road queen

by liftedduramax September 23, 2013

road dj

The act of stimulating a woman's clitoris (possibly to completion) while she is driving from the passenger's seat.

I gave my girlfriend a road dj on the way down the Cape. She almost swerved into the other lane when she came.

by Debosly January 2, 2017