Scottish Rite Freemasonry

The specific area of Freemasonry existing in plain sight home to some of the most foul of the dirtiest blood thirsty deviant perverse Satanic demon posessed portals to hell contriving leery eyed old men in white chaffeur caps who happen to have a thing for young blonde haired blue eyed guys, that being said of which are all extremely homosexual and more extremely closeted, home to where some of the most bizarre rituals are conducted whereupon dead bodies are odiously played with and skulls drank from like some raunchy party at Puff Daddy's. A venerable whorehouse of deceit and ogre like men, its generally a good idea to stay far away from the demon portals.

Ah no wonder that guy in Norway snapped and killed all those innocent people, he was with Scottish Rite Freemasonry.

by 666357J753666 August 23, 2011

Roto-Rooter

The deviant sexual practice wherein the gentleman defecates into the mouth of his partner, filling it to the brim, then proceeds to use his engorged genital (or in this case, foaming pipe snake) to bang said mouth, as if trying to unclog a stopped-up drain.

"Alright kids, time for bed! And be quick about it; Daddy's downstairs awaiting a rambunctious night of coupling, culminating in an intense Roto-Rooter the likes of which this sleepy little hamlet has never seen."

by Hogarth Yasminowitz December 11, 2006

big pipe rooter

somebody with a great big cock, and is successful with it...but it began as a commercial slogan for a drain cleaning company in Los Angeles...now, a whole bunch of wannabe 'big pipes' in LA label themselves 'bigpiperooter' on all sorts of computer chat pages and websites. this is highly insulting to stuck up princesses fishing for rich guys, and those dudes have then no chance, and don't 'root' anyone on the website, ever.

Summer said to Mindy," Don't communicate with that POOR disgusting guy because he is advertising his big dick, big pipe rooter". "and another thing my little kitten is not a pipe, he is
just a little man, and NOT RICH, so fuck-off big pipe rooter".

by JeffFro November 10, 2006

riten

This word is not an acceptable substitue for the word "Written", however some people seem to think so.

<xenon|work> They are universally accepted symbols. However, 'riten' instead of 'written' is not.
<xenon|work> If it's on urbandictionary.com, it's accepted.

by Lord President Dalen September 15, 2004

Roiler

One who roils. The Roiler comes from himself unto his self. The Roiler exists, therefore he is.

Did you see the roiler, eyes bright, he hears his own music.

by Cosmic Jones November 4, 2008

ROOTEN

Another name for a TOOTEN.
See TOOTEN

"Fuckin ROOTEN, you potty fucker"

by SALLYTHEWEATHERBITCH April 19, 2005

The Reformed Holy Week Rite

The Reformed Holy Week Rite of Palm Sunday, Maundy Thursday, Good Friday, and the Easter Vigil are new rites in the Traditional Mass created by Pius XII and Archbishop Bugnini.

The Reformed Holy Week Rite of Palm Sunday doesn't use violet for their Mass.

by Skyrim550 February 1, 2021